I Can See It Now!

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             Barcoon                           Sierrina
               

Barcoon: Haaayyy gurl!                       
Barcoon: OH damn i'm short! .-.
sierrina22: Yeah you are
Barcoon: Oh well...
Barcoon: XD
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: Look at my breasts! :D
sierrina22: Yes I see them
Barcoon: Good :)
sierrina22: *looks down awkwardly*
Barcoon: Anywayz, I am wearing a lot of pink
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: Wait a second...
Barcoon: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!
sierrina22: What do you mean?
Barcoon: I have not seen you on here D:
Barcoon: For a couple of days
Barcoon: And i've been coming on... >.>
Barcoon: Btw, do you know what Anemia is?
sierrina22: No
Barcoon: Oh ok...
sierrina22: Why?
Barcoon: Oh, if a certain subject comes up I was wondering if you knew it was fatal
sierrina22: Ok then
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: I'm not saying it is, i'm still wondering
sierrina22: idk what it is
Barcoon: A decrease in red blood cells
sierrina22: It's where you have low iron in yout blood
Barcoon: Yepz...
sierrina22: Why bring that up?
Barcoon: He needs to eat steak then? e.e
sierrina22: idk
Barcoon: Anywayz, I don't wanna depress you with some funeral story!
Barcoon: Disregard what I just said... :o
sierrina22: Ok
Barcoon: Apparently "If u seek Amy" means, fuck me
sierrina22: loll
sierrina22: ok
Barcoon: My God, my view on Britney Spears and shifted dramatically... .-.
Barcoon: And I thought it was just random banter about some girl named Amy
sierrina22: Nice
Barcoon: Wut?
sierrina22: idk
Barcoon: Okz
Barcoon: But i'm still short...
Barcoon: Fix this! D:
sierrina22: Yes you are
sierrina22: You fix it
Barcoon: I can't... >.>
Barcoon: Lol, menopaus... XD
sierrina22: brb
Barcoon: Okz :3
sierrina22: back
Barcoon: Awesome! :D
sierrina22: I know we are
Barcoon: Lolz XD
Barcoon: A tall red head and a numbskull midget XD
sierrina22: Yeah if I answer late i'm sorry
Barcoon: It's ok
sierrina22: I'm organizing pictures
Barcoon: Ooh :o
sierrina22: yeah
Barcoon: Family pictures?
sierrina22: No my Adventure Time pictures
Barcoon: Oh XD
sierrina22: I wuv me some AT
Barcoon: Lolz
sierrina22: Do you?
Barcoon: I don't watch tv... O3O
Barcoon: Except maybe nick at night if I just wanna sit down in my nice comfy chair X3
Barcoon: That's falling apart... T.T
sierrina22: aaa
sierrina22: soriew
Barcoon: Iz ok XD
sierrina22: Otay
Barcoon: I kinda wanna get a coffin and make it my bed :o
Barcoon: And then when i'm out in the world alone, and maybe have one friend
Barcoon: I'll just be sleeping and they'll look for me, and come in my bedroom XD
sierrina22: Ok?
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: Why isn't that funny? D:
sierrina22: Cause I didn't understand it
Barcoon: Coffin...
Barcoon: Dead people
Barcoon: I'm alive
sierrina22: Oh
Barcoon: Yez!
Barcoon: And it's not everyday, you find one of those in someone's bedroom...
sierrina22: Yeah
Barcoon: Lolz, awkward thoughts... XD
sierrina22: Yeah
Barcoon: I moved my camera down to my lower half
Barcoon: And was like
Barcoon: "The inside of my skirt is beautiful" XD
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: So, how's Lindsay Lohan? :o
sierrina22: idk
Barcoon: Oh, ok
Barcoon: Maybe she really is dead this time...
sierrina22: Sorry i'm not all here today
Barcoon: It's ok XD
Barcoon: You should be glad
Barcoon: I swear I just heard a howl come from my basement... .-.
sierrina22: lol at least you got a basement
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: That's not a good thing
sierrina22: *shrugs*
Barcoon: It could flood if our sump pumps fail D:
Barcoon: I just thank God that it's not one of those stone basements
sierrina22: :/
Barcoon: With a washer that goes on and on everytime you're down there... .-.
Barcoon: We have a washer down there, but it's in the bathroom
sierrina22: Oh
Barcoon: We have two sets of washers and dryers
Barcoon: We have a really thin laundry room in our sunroom
Barcoon: Where we never go...
Barcoon: And everyone leaves the lights on in the laundry room... >:(
Barcoon: And mother can't pay the bills, and it pisses me off!
sierrina22: Sounds like to me ya'll need to sell somethings. Like the things ya'll don't use
Barcoon: We try, nobody wants this shit XD
sierrina22: Craigslist
Barcoon: Oh God, never
sierrina22: What?
Barcoon: My mother can't work a computer and my father only does ebay on his
sierrina22: Wow
Barcoon: She grew up in the 1900's shut up... >.>
Barcoon: She's like 50 or something
Barcoon: My dads like 70... .-.
sierrina22: I wasn't saying .... nevermind
Barcoon: You act in amazement, as if it were sarcastically correct...
sierrina22: I didn't understand that
Barcoon: That's good :D
sierrina22: Ok
Barcoon: My foot is going through the ground...
sierrina22: Ya
Barcoon: Okz... these hearts are annoying... >.>
sierrina22: Yeah
Barcoon: Oh my gosh it's 2:06... :o
Barcoon: 07
Barcoon: Sweet sweet land X3
sierrina22: 3:07
Barcoon: >o>
Barcoon: My God time flies
sierrina22: Yes
Barcoon: Just a minute ago it was 12:00...
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: XD
Barcoon: He ignored me!!! D:<
sierrina22: Who?
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: This person...
sierrina22: I confuzzled
Barcoon: Don't think about it too much
Barcoon: It probably won't last...
sierrina22: Ok
Barcoon: Oh my gosh, your avatar has freckles! XD
sierrina22: lol yeah just like me in rl
Barcoon: My sister has freckles...
Barcoon: Everywhere!!!! OoO
sierrina22: Me too
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: I thought they only appeared on your face
sierrina22: Um no in rl I got them on my hands, legs, arms, head, ass, back, everywhere
Barcoon: Lol ass XD
sierrina22: shut up
Barcoon: Why would they be there? .-.
Barcoon: Why God, why? :O
sierrina22: Um i'm agnostic
Barcoon: Good for you, don't disrespect my God! :D
sierrina22: Ok well I won't trash talk him as long as you don't tell me i'll find him or he'll save me or all that bullshit
Barcoon: >.>
sierrina22: That a deal?
Barcoon: Honey, shut up, I have never preached anything to you
Barcoon: *Eats air*
Barcoon: Nomnomnom
sierrina22: *rolls my eyes* Most people do that's why i'm asking
Barcoon: *Whispers* he will find you...
Barcoon: Lol! XD
Barcoon: Do whatever you do, I don't care
Barcoon: *Eats more air*
Barcoon: I think I wanna be a pig... .-.
sierrina22: *punches you in the arm* Shut up! I swear people need to just shut up!
sierrina22: *walks off*
Barcoon: *Licks your leg*
Barcoon: You need moar salt! D:<
sierrina22: Ugh!
Barcoon: Wait, I don't care what you do, as long as you put salt on your leg :o
sierrina22: *rolls my eyes* and sprinkles salt on my leg
Barcoon: *Gets jelly*
Barcoon: Are you ready for the transformation? 8D
sierrina22: You're not eating me
Barcoon: Why not? D:
Barcoon: I need FLESSSHSHHH!!! RAWWHGGG!
sierrina22: Cause I like my body
sierrina22: *kicks you to the wall* Bakc the fuck up
Barcoon: Ain't nobody got time for that!
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: XD
Barcoon: One cannot simply "Back the fuck up" during the apocalypse
Barcoon: They corner you, and then they eat you... o.o
sierrina22: Unless you're like Michonne with a sword
Barcoon: Or George Bush :D
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: The washington monument makes no sense at all... :o
Barcoon: It's probably one of those "if it makes him happy" things
sierrina22: It's a giant penis
Barcoon: Hmm... it's an oddly shaped dildo :D
sierrina22: yes
Barcoon: How in the world is someone supposed to fit that up their ass? e.e
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: Oh my gosh... memories... o.o
Barcoon: It reminded me of this one picture
Barcoon: *Censored* (too graphic)
sierrina22: omg
Barcoon: Anywayz, I wanna be a pig :3
sierrina22: oinky
Barcoon: There are so many things I could do :D
Barcoon: I could be as fat as I want, and instead of critizism and prejudice, they'd be like "ooh that's a nice one"
Barcoon: I can get as dirty as I want X3
sierrina22: lol then they would cut you up, cook you and eat you
Barcoon: *gasp*
Barcoon: I can taint my meat and give millions swine flu! :D
Barcoon: And they all DIE!
sierrina22: loll
Barcoon: So... that's my plan for world destruction :D
sierrina22: lol you would kill me?
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: I'd stuff you in a coffin and drift you far off into space
sierrina22: But I would die
Barcoon: Not if you had an oxygen tank 8D
Barcoon: Courtesy of my lawyers from the Lindsay Lohan case
sierrina22: Would you come join me or visit?
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: I thought it was clear that i'd be DEAD
Barcoon: XD
sierrina22: oh
Barcoon: Yeah, in order for swine flu to spread a pig needs to die...
Barcoon: Or you could make it vomit and eat that, or it's poop? e.e
Barcoon: But that's just unsanitary
sierrina22: yeah
sierrina22: eww
Barcoon: Lol
Barcoon: But yeah, i'd be dead :o
sierrina22: aaa
Barcoon: You could probably find new alien friends! :D
Barcoon: Who are also gay, and aren't ridiculed for it by their own race :D
Barcoon: BAM!
Barcoon: All the world's problems: Fixed
Barcoon: XD
sierrina22: No it's not the same
Barcoon: Why not?
sierrina22: Cause it's not you
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: I'm not fun D:
sierrina22: No i'm saying I need you
Barcoon: Why? :o
sierrina22: Cause you're awesome
sierrina22: And I get my awesomeness from you
sierrina22: Without you I would die from lack of awesomeness
Barcoon: But what if the alien was equally as awesome, and as much of a provider? and he saved you from a baubazon! :D
sierrina22: Still isn't you
Barcoon: Yeah, but it can kill a baubazon :D
sierrina22: idk what that is
Barcoon: Exactly...
sierrina22: o.O
Barcoon: You wouldn't know until you're already in it's 6th stomach, and the alien cuts you out
Barcoon: Damn, I wanna make that a thing now...
sierrina22: omg you're making it up
Barcoon: Well duh I am XD
Barcoon: It would be some other planet that's not EARTH! XD
Barcoon: Because ya' know, I blew that up...
sierrina22: Maybe i'll be a pig with you
Barcoon: Ok! :D
sierrina22: Yay
Barcoon: We can haunt the galaxy together! >:D
Barcoon: And also say hi to your alien friend XD
sierrina22: Yes
Barcoon: That would be so awesome if you just said the word pig and just poofed into a pig :o
sierrina22: I wish
Barcoon: XD
Barcoon: We shall swine TOGETHER! >:D
sierrina22: Yeah!
Barcoon: I'm gonna make that a motto
sierrina22: ?
Barcoon: We shall swine the universe TOGETHER!
sierrina22: Fuck yeah!
Barcoon: XD
Barcoon: Just put it on my profile xD
Barcoon: Although nobody will probably ever see it
sierrina22: They will if its you tagline
Barcoon: It is, but nobody ever clicks on my profile
Barcoon: I can just feel their essence
sierrina22: wow
Barcoon: They are laughing hartily at me...
sierrina22: You're eyes are so beautiful
Barcoon: No they're not, they're filled with death
Barcoon: And he has a tophat :D
sierrina22: I think they're beautiful
Barcoon: Thank you XD
Barcoon: Yours are aswell
sierrina22: ikr
Barcoon: We're so beautiful X3
sierrina22: Yes
Barcoon: But GODDAMMIT WOMAN!!
Barcoon: How much eyeliner do you need? XD
sierrina22: ?
Barcoon: Look at the outer of your eyes
Barcoon: All the black
sierrina22: Yeah so?
Barcoon: It's so abyss :o
sierrina22: huh
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: It's sucking me in...
Barcoon: Help me! D:
sierrina22: *wipes off my eyes*
Barcoon: *Falls onto the table*
Barcoon: Your eyes are evil
Barcoon: I think they need a tophat...
sierrina22: brb
Barcoon: Okz
sierrina22: Back
Barcoon: Welcomez! :D
Barcoon: Are your eyes prepared? *holds needle intently*
sierrina22: WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Barcoon: You're eyes are not complete without a tophat!
sierrina22: omg you're gonna put a damn needle in my eyes?!?!?!
Barcoon: >.>
Barcoon: What's your problem?
Barcoon: People do this all the time
sierrina22: Does it hurt?
Barcoon: Probably...
Barcoon: I wouldn't know
sierrina22: Um fine go ahead
Barcoon: *Outlines a tophat above your pupil and fills it in with black*
Barcoon: 8D
sierrina22: *winces a little*
Barcoon: Oh my gosh, your right eye is so sexy right now!
sierrina22: Are you doing both eyes?
Barcoon: No!
Barcoon: I hate the left
sierrina22: Ok well good you're done
Barcoon: Yez :D
Barcoon: *Throws needle into random fire*
Barcoon: *Pulls you away* that'll probably explode...
sierrina22: *makes weird face*
Barcoon: Oh my gosh!
Barcoon: If it does, can I set your eye on fire? :D
sierrina22: NO!
Barcoon: Fine :(
Barcoon: *Gives you ham*
sierrina22: Ok thats it no more gettin around my eyes *grabs ham*
Barcoon: Fine, I have to go now anyway, I love you bai! :D
sierrina22: bye
sierrina22: ilu
Barcoon: Btw, I sliced that ham off my own ass
Barcoon: X3

The End

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